So, how about an Asda Christmas dinner pizza instead of a turkey this year?
Cooking Christmas dinner takes hours, often involves a lot of stress, and can be ridiculously expensive.
You spend half of the morning with your hand stuck up a turkey’s bum and the other half watching as all your veg cooks at different speeds.
What a faff.
So it’s just as well that this year you don’t have to go through the rigmarole of cooking a roast at all.
Because Asda has come up with a Christmas dinner pizza instead.
We’re talking a standard 10” or 14” pizza covered in chicken, roast potatoes, Brussel sprouts – all drizzled with cranberry sauce.
And let’s face it, not enough pizzas have Brussel sprouts as a topping.
They’ll be on sale from 7 December and will cost £2.60 for a smaller one and £4 for a 14”.
A bargain compared to an actual Christmas dinner, amirite?